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Assassin's Creed Shadows is an Absolute Joke
The Trailer for Assassin's Creed Shadows just dropped, and wow, I don't think I've ever seen a more blatant example of a Monkey's Paw wish in my life.
#assassinscreed #syntheticman
0:00 The Trailer
1:50 "What is Woke?" and the Fallout Controversy
6:05 Doomer Rambling
7:43 Conclusion
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Stellar Blade is...Actually Pretty Good
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Stellar Blade is pretty good. Yup, it's not just coombait. It's a decent Souls-lite hack-and-slash game with that actually appeals to straight men. It's a miracle. 0:00 Intro 2:30 Gameplay 13:36 Story, Characters, Goonability 20:02 Conclusion
Amazon's Fallout Gave Me Brain Damage
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Amazon's Fallout TV show is one of the worst adaptations I have ever seen. The "totally organic", overwhelmingly positive response to the show just proves to me that Bethesda Fallout consumers are some of the dumbest people alive. #fallout #syntheticman 0:00 Intro 1:13 The Shill Campaign 7:17 Episode 2 16:23 Episode 3 25:31 Episode 4 31:00 Episode 5 37:56 Episode 6 45:42 Episode 7 49:34 Episode...
Amazon's Fallout is a Glorified Humiliation Ritual
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Amazon's Fallout is, without exaggeration, one of the worst video game adaptations I have ever seen. And I've only watched the first episode. #fallout #syntheticman
Dragon's Dogma 2 is a MASSIVE Waste of Potential
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Dragon's Dogma 2 is out, and while it's a fun game, it has a lot of problems. For once I'm not disappointed, because I actually enjoyed my time with the game, but it does fail as a sequel. I've put several hundred hours into the first game, so I figure I'm about as qualified as it gets to dissect this game. So, join me in this review, analysis, prolonged complaining session, whatever. #dragonsd...
FFVII Rebirth | Specks of Gold in a Mountain of Sh**
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Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is a giant middle finger to fans of the original game; a terrible rewrite by hacks made for toddlers who need every twist spelled out. It's just Remake again but with better combat and a terrible Ubisoft-inspired open world. On the bright side, Squeenix didn't add as much story filler this time. Unfortunately, even in the original, the plot spanning the end of Midgar t...
The Borderlands Movie Looks Like Liquid Sewage
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The trailer for the Borderlands movie is out, and it has the worst casting choices I've ever seen in an adaptation. Truly embarrassing. #borderlands #syntheticman
Suicide Squad: KILL Rocksteady
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Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League is one of the WORST GAMES I HAVE EVER PLAYED. This game has got it all: Terrible story, painful dialogue, mediocre gameplay, an empty open world, and of course, it's a live service game. Truly embarrassing. Rocksteady is DEAD. #suicidesquad #syntheticman 0:00 Intro 3:49 Core Gameplay 9:42 Mission Design & Sandbox 13:45 The Story (Stream Highlights) 18:27 G...
Palworld | Best "Scam" I've Played in Years
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Palworld is out in early access, and it's actually not bad. For such a dumb concept as "Pokemon with guns", the devs pulled it off somewhat well. Unfortunately, it's a survival crafting open world game, which I don't like. So, let's break it down in this review, analysis, buzzword. #palworld #pokemon #syntheticman 0:00 Intro 3:36 Gameplay 10:24 Pal Designs 12:23 Open World 15:33 Conclusion
Dragon's Dogma 2 is My LAST Hope for AAA Gaming
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Dragon's Dogma 2 is my last hope for AAA gaming. Let's analyze some of the new footage from IGN and hopefully assuage some of my fears. #dragonsdogma #syntheticman
The Best and Worst Games of 2023
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2023 was NOT one of the greatest years in gaming history. It was pretty good though. Baldur's gate 3, Tears of the Kingdom, Pizza Tower and others saved it from being another disappointment. There's plenty of garbage AAA games that released this year: Forspoken, Starfield, Redfall...need I go on? So, join me in ranking the absolute best and worst game releases of 2023. #syntheticman #starfield ...
The Game Awards 2023 was a COLOSSAL Waste of Time
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The Game Awards 2023 was absolutely terrible this year. Political propaganda, cringe, pointless celebrity appearances, and worst of all, a bunch of awful trailers for games I don't care about. #gameawards #syntheticman #thegameawards 0:00 Intro 2:30 Pre-Show 6:26 Opening Speech 7:37 Best Performance 9:12 Matthew McConaughey & Trailers 11:19 Best Narrative 11:58 Cringe & Trailers 13:29 Best Debu...
Amazon's Fallout is going to SUCK
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The Fallout TV show teaser trailer just dropped, and it looks like Amazon is going to ruin another great franchise. #fallout #syntheticman 0:00 Intro 1:50 Trailer Breakdown 11:40 Confirmed Political Messaging 13:51 Conclusion
Based Game of the Year Just Dropped
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A certain controversial figure just released a video game. I'm not even sure if I'm allowed to cover this, but I'm not going to let UA-cam stop me. #syntheticman 0:00 Intro 1:09 The Forbidden Game 6:21 Spider-Man Web of Shadows
Spider-Man 2 is Disgusting, Woke Propaganda
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Marvel's Spider-Man 2 is the next Sony cinematic slop release. Another overhyped, overrated movie game full of leftist virtue-signaling and propaganda. One of my favorite childhood developers, Insomniac, is now dead. #spiderman #spiderman2 #syntheticman 0:00 Intro 3:48 Combat & Bosses 9:46 Sandbox & Side Quests 12:10 Web-Swinging 14:10 Woke Side Quests & Propaganda 22:13 Bugs 24:14 Story Synops...
Remember When Superhero Games Were Good?
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Remember When Superhero Games Were Good?
Assassin's Creed Mirage is Mid
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Assassin's Creed Mirage is Mid
Starfield is Creatively Bankrupt
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Starfield is Creatively Bankrupt
Armored Core 6/10
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Armored Core 6/10
Immersion is DEAD
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Immersion is DEAD
Baldur's Gate 3 is Excellent and Terrible
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Baldur's Gate 3 is Excellent and Terrible
Barbie is the Most Delusional, Hateful, Woke Film I've Ever Seen
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Barbie is the Most Delusional, Hateful, Woke Film I've Ever Seen
Darksiders II - 11 Years Later
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Darksiders II - 11 Years Later
Final Fantasy 16 Will Put You to Sleep
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Final Fantasy 16 Will Put You to Sleep
That Was The WORST Gaming Showcase of all Time
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That Was The WORST Gaming Showcase of all Time
Twitter Doesn't Like My Zelda Video...
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Twitter Doesn't Like My Zelda Video...
Tears of the Kingdom is Not a Masterpiece
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Tears of the Kingdom is Not a Masterpiece
The Playstation Showcase Was Terrible
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The Playstation Showcase Was Terrible
An Actual Review of Star Wars Jedi Survivor
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An Actual Review of Star Wars Jedi Survivor
In Defense of Crowbcat
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In Defense of Crowbcat

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @GuruAuggie
    @GuruAuggie Хвилина тому

    LoL it's what you got against playing a black guy Already hated on the game that hasn't come out yet LoL the real life Black samurai know as Yasuke

  • @hafluq2979
    @hafluq2979 2 хвилини тому

    Yasuke was a bushi. All samurai were bushi but not all bushi were samurai so it’s up for debate whether he was samurai or not. There are no records of him being called a samurai but that doesn’t automatically mean he wasn’t a warrior. Try to research more instead of looking at a wikipedia article.

  • @MichaelGriffin-wv5tx
    @MichaelGriffin-wv5tx 8 хвилин тому

    Stop your blood clot crying 😢😂😂

  • @Klindir
    @Klindir 8 хвилин тому

    it is dead since black flag brother, normie licence it became

  • @doomgoy9462
    @doomgoy9462 14 хвилин тому

    Based Chud

  • @Sevhokage
    @Sevhokage 19 хвилин тому

    Next assassins creed takes place in 2050. And you Will play as a LGBTQE3%$}£+>_$++++++++++++++ Living Beeing not person because thats old School.

  • @stysner4580
    @stysner4580 21 хвилина тому

    You have a franchise that had so much money at some point, you could, instead of trying to make every title super inclusive, be more historically accurate and be inclusive by showing a vast number of civilizations/societies across titles as they were. Warts and all. Instead, you do this. I'm so annoyed by this. No-one would care if Assassins Creed: Africa wouldn't star a single white dude (or Japanese dude, for that matter).

  • @RIPYOSHI999
    @RIPYOSHI999 22 хвилини тому

    The emphasis on black man is crazy, then y'all trip when we say you racist

  • @Sevhokage
    @Sevhokage 22 хвилини тому

    I also very much doubt that black people would like white people playing black in slave movies. I don't understand people seeing it as a racism problem. it's not about racism but culture. but it has started in many series and games to be about racism if you don't think a black can play white or vice versa. where has the respect for the historical time periods gone or is it just something people piss on now because of woke culture, I have no idea. I myself am Danish and really loved the vikings series like many others. I didn't watch the subsequent series, among other things, because suddenly there were black vikings again, nothing racist. but it pisses me off when you take one of the great historical figures from that time who was actually a man i real life. but in the series played by a black woman. again have nothing but that she is black white yellow or pink. or that she was a woman. it is the principle that you want to make something that is historically correct and have the knowledge of what has happened, but still choose to completely change it. wtf. i don't get it it does more crap than good. why can't we just accept and celebrate each other's culture when we make games and other entertainment. I know it's because you want to be more welcoming and diverse. but it can and should never be mixed with historical facts, it is a waste of time and destroys many stories and narratives. most of all it mocks the different cultures. stop pretending that we are not different because we are we are all human yes but same no and that is only good think if you ate the same all over the world had the same religion same taste in clothes same attitudes everything would be fine probably but sad and boring. and then there was no reason to travel around the world and explore new impressions and culture, it's all the same after all. I hope for movie game and entertainment producers they wake up One Day.

  • @andrewstencel
    @andrewstencel 23 хвилини тому

    I wanted to be polite, but honestly, I just can't: You are an idiot.

  • @invariant47
    @invariant47 24 хвилини тому

    if narrative design company is involved then its definitely woke

  • @PistolRePlay
    @PistolRePlay 27 хвилин тому

    Yasuke a real samurai theres a anime about him

  • @SABSCORPION
    @SABSCORPION 29 хвилин тому

    An ac i coud accpt to be black and im not a Racist was ac origins i was fine to play as Bayec but i dont like this caracter because i have to chose i like to play as a white guy because im a white guy and now i must chose play as a fimale and thats a no for me i only play as male caracters or be black because i must i don't get to chose and that pisses me off because they made him look like the stronger type black dud kills thosends of white guys like they did in (spiderman 2 Miles yanger annd smoler than peter that made me happy can turn invisible and hes electricity what Peter doesn't have and on top of that Milles beats peter with the simbiot on top the simbiot made him faster stronger more agresive and miles still beats him while holding back and tell me they dont beach slap us with the black guy beats the white one whitout problems ) Altair Ezio Conor Shay Kenuey great caracter i love them and they remain legends for me bayec Alexius Evor are just meh and those 2 after so many bad ac i just cant love them i woud play an ac4 remake every day over them and with a few changes 1 be able to use any ship not just the jackdow 2 be able to chose 1 or 2 sorwds and decapitations

  • @HunnysPlaylists
    @HunnysPlaylists 33 хвилини тому

    you supported this unforgivably blasphemous nonsense for years: now it comes for you.

  • @Mohgenstein
    @Mohgenstein 36 хвилин тому

    Synthetic Man supports female led games 🥰 Let’s hope stellar blade leads to more female protagonist

  • @la_engineer
    @la_engineer 37 хвилин тому

    Let me summarize...you want a game where you play a japanese man like every Samurai/Shinobi game ever made and than you will say it is just a Ghost of Tsuchima rip off you haters are so pathetic :D

  • @SABSCORPION
    @SABSCORPION 37 хвилин тому

    I don't belive im the only one ho thoght this is a dlc for ghost of tsushima

  • @NutSac78
    @NutSac78 38 хвилин тому

    These woke clowns have destroyed game and movie industry. Im sick of this garbage.

  • @andrewstencel
    @andrewstencel 39 хвилин тому

    I think you guys are just whiny. If the game is fun, that's all that matters.

  • @user-dd5pb8eo6f
    @user-dd5pb8eo6f 41 хвилина тому

    外国人は歴史改変が大好きだ

  • @range567W
    @range567W 44 хвилини тому

    My thing is, why WOULDN’T you want to play as Yasuke?

  • @rameezahmed3863
    @rameezahmed3863 46 хвилин тому

    N cannot be samurai They couldn't save their continent from famine and themselves and yet we are to believe they saved Japan from Templars lol

  • @CrackMasterCrack
    @CrackMasterCrack 49 хвилин тому

    Had to look it op myself... Samurai can be retainers or servants.. He did fight with a sword and might have done sumo.

  • @Thelivecoach
    @Thelivecoach 49 хвилин тому

    Don't let the intentionally diverse, ugly and disgusting protagonists distract you from the pricing for this game. 130 bucks for a fetch quest simulator and leftist non sensical story. Can't wait to see it at 10 bucks within a year just like every triple A Ubisoft release.

  • @gsmaths
    @gsmaths 52 хвилини тому

    All blacks over the world except in USA they can discriminate them

  • @bananbanan6520
    @bananbanan6520 55 хвилин тому

    Wtf is a man jaw lmfao

  • @shadominx3696
    @shadominx3696 Годину тому

    Why was it so hard for them to, I don’t know… hire a historian to work with them?

  • @aryeshbanerjee3412
    @aryeshbanerjee3412 Годину тому

    I love how this guy shows a wikipedia line and calls yasuke a pet while there is historical evidence from a 17th century book named the chronicles of lord nobunaga where yasuke has been described as a tall black man who was indeed a member of the bodyguard troop of nobunaga, even professor Thomas Lockley has talked about yasuke's gistory in his book. Learn your history from historians, not from stupid online wannabes

  • @smuthy9049
    @smuthy9049 Годину тому

    bro touch some grass

  • @Regis-yq6cz
    @Regis-yq6cz Годину тому

    Soulless zoomer is probably the most accurate description of the social degradation that’s going on lmao everybody is acting like a stupid zombie it’s kinda scary how just the internet itself has brainwashed people on how to act.

  • @spartan1142
    @spartan1142 Годину тому

    You and all the other haters are the joke here my dude

  • @morrisongao852
    @morrisongao852 Годину тому

    Believe me, the Japanese are not stupid, they put up with all this just because they lost WWII.

  • @DemonSesshyy
    @DemonSesshyy Годину тому

    You dont think this comment section.. is a a huge reflection of... nvm lmao

  • @steven121290
    @steven121290 Годину тому

    I think we're being too critical now. It's like we're hating Ubisoft just to hate them. We knew the main protagonist was going to be black since Valhalla.... also the female character is very attractive. Like... I can understand you thinking using Yusuke is too woke.... but the criticism of the female character tells me your opinion has no value. Your criticism wasn't even a stretch, it was so far off base that it honestly makes you sound bigoted AF.

  • @bartomiejczesny9914
    @bartomiejczesny9914 Годину тому

    Cry more. Game will sell, ubi will make shit load of money again and for many ppl game will be awesome 🤣

  • @silosh3460
    @silosh3460 Годину тому

    Ok and why, when it comes to "historical accuracy", y'all always only care about someones skin color or gender? Where is the uproar when you solo 87 guards and jump into some hay from 100 metres height? No, that is because the game has to be fun and entertaining right? Especially in these last years we've had so many games with a male asian warrior, why hate ubisoft for at least trying to build up a different story while milking THE mainstream setting of these days? You make the mistake to assume that you know what story the game wants to tell and how the story will go. You don't even consider that maybe the story will explain some of the complains you make here. You assume the story is made for a male asian warrior and they just swapped character models. Many of you are so focused on being "anti-woke", that you don't see how irrational your complaints about this kind of stuff really is. Talking to the commenters here aswell, not just the video maker

    • @silosh3460
      @silosh3460 Годину тому

      I'm not saying you can't complain about ubisoft, I really don't like this company, but ffs their games are not bad because of skin color, gender, or someone not looking feminine enough.

  • @aguywhocanfly1335
    @aguywhocanfly1335 Годину тому

    I had a good definition of woke, I can't remember exactly what it was rn, but it's basically... Woke: When a person or group of people holds an illogical, deluded, and blatantly untrue set of beliefs about the nature and history of humanity, usually involving racist and sexist ideologies, and typically pushes this agenda through politics and pop-culture media in an attempt to rewrite our understanding of scientific studies or human history. That's the best way I can describe it without being too specific.

  • @JusticiaSN
    @JusticiaSN Годину тому

    Mexican Yakuza sounds cool

  • @lsdtheprophet2879
    @lsdtheprophet2879 Годину тому

    Nah gang you just mad bro black stop being racist gang stfu and don’t play the game the game is $300 for a special edition and you complaining about the main character it’s way more things to criticize than that

  • @clairdelune1806
    @clairdelune1806 Годину тому

    Yasuke's life: After the death of his lord, Nobunaga, he was the first to surrender to the enemy, and was spared execution because he was not a samurai. He left Japan with missionaries and returned to the path of slavery. He was a man who followed the ways of the slaves, not the ways of the samurai.

  • @deandredunbar9618
    @deandredunbar9618 Годину тому

    so far your not attracted to the women characters. and that's your biggest criticism so far lol.

  • @ckamo10
    @ckamo10 Годину тому

    Womp womp

  • @Chaos404
    @Chaos404 Годину тому

    The problem is that assassins creed does do alt. history but it never changed historical events. At most Ubisoft created fictional retellings for WHY events happened and then inserted fictional story inbetween.

  • @TaoJohn
    @TaoJohn Годину тому

    What a pathetic little nobody =)))

  • @Aniosaru777
    @Aniosaru777 Годину тому

    Y’all mad 😂😂

  • @hammertimeishere1891
    @hammertimeishere1891 2 години тому

    Can’t state enough how you are the exact reason that they don’t give a shit about our opinion.

  • @Gwar-Deth
    @Gwar-Deth 2 години тому

    i just finished season one and dam is the show great i cant Waite for season two by far best syfy show of the year

  • @onepiecethegoat4562
    @onepiecethegoat4562 2 години тому

    Assassin's Creed died after Black Flag I'm sorry Ubisoft has gone full PC I saw that when we had to be forced to watch just dance with drag queens so I don't put anything past this company gaming here in the West is dying just like all the entertainment as well everything we care to love is dying by these weirdos.

    • @peterasamoah8779
      @peterasamoah8779 2 години тому

      1. Do they have an obligation to adhere to the creative liberties they chose for past games? 2. Where do you draw the line on realism . It’s AC known for its games that feature sci-fi and other imaginative game elements? 3. Does the secondary protagonist who’s an ethnically Japanese woman not count as sufficient representation? 4. Is the distinction between retainers and samurai (which for the time period were used somewhat interchangeably) completely take away from the fact that AC is telling a new “imagined” story? 5. Why didn’t Nioh receive the same backlash?

  • @666Lambo
    @666Lambo 2 години тому

    I have never cringed for 30 minutes straight before

  • @MichaelSaysSo
    @MichaelSaysSo 2 години тому

    This is what modern gaming/entertainment looks like, you either have to get into it or get over it because you’re now the minority in this view point, more people want this stuff than don’t want it. Sitting behind a computer crying about a black man being the lead in a China based video game or the female lead not being sexy enough is hilarious. Hiding your face & crying because you can’t get your way 🤣 how embarrassing for you.